gibsons
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is
asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he
didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"
The Doctor says: "The tea does bugger all, it's keeping your mouth shut
that works.
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband
comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is
asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he
didn't touch me! How does the tea do that?"
The Doctor says: "The tea does bugger all, it's keeping your mouth shut
that works.
