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[Carrots]

I'm gettin sweaty


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[polarisdragon800]

My ear is itchy


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[Carrots]

On the roof, in their mouth. Like on the beginning of that move called "the 40 year old virgin that knocked up Sara marshal and felt super bad about it"


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Ha ha ha ha ja :d


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[polarisdragon800]

Now my elbow


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[Carrots]

I have a dog and two cats


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[polarisdragon800]

Ha ha ha ha ja :d


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Yellin maid clean it up, where's Berta at???


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[Carrots]

My balls are itchy


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[Carrots]

My cats like to eat mice


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[Carrots]

I just had a deja vu


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[Carrots]

Time to go blow ch!t up


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[Carrots]

Boooom


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[polarisdragon800]

My knob is itchyz. Awww fawk that hurt


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[Carrots]

Go outside an look at the mushroom cloud


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[Carrots]

Looks kinda like a mushroom


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[polarisdragon800]

Baaaaam see that big explosion??


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[Carrots]

Or does it


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[Carrots]

Basaasaasn


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[Carrots]

It was the Russians


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[Carrots]

There commin to blow ch!t up


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[Carrots]

Told ya so


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