only in the Elk Valley.....

[ferniesnow]

from the RCMP report in the Fernie Free Press....

"a possible impaired driver was reported after he entered a local business to pay a bill, holding a can of beer. He was not located by police."

Just thought this was worth a laugh....

 

[RETODD]

Hopefully it was just his tab at a bar and not his mortgage at the bank

 

[munhoez]

U know those bottles of "Dad's rootbeer"? Was enjoying one in my truck last summer and i guess the law noticed me drinkin out of a brown bottle, pulled me over, asked if i was drinkin, sed Heck no. Dam popo dindnt believe me, poured out my rootbeer.
While he was pourin, He garbled, smells sweet, He gave me a toonie and let me go after he realized it was only"Dad's Rootbeer"