kenvb
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An old man is in his back yard trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, and then it comes crashing back down to the ground. He keeps trying, but with no success.
Meanwhile, his wife has been watching from the kitchen window and muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. When she can no longer stand watching him fail, she opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail!"
Make up your mind Woman! last night you told me to go
Fly a Kite!