Hillclimber
Active VIP Member
My Boss found this clip in a Ski Mag. Thought you guys would like to be able to judge to see if your a sledneck.
1. Your idea of a honeymoon is a trip to Valemount, McBride and revelstoke and the honeymoon suite is your new trailer.
2. You atach your avalance beacon to your sled because you're more worried about losing it than your own safety.
3. The little jerry can on the back of your sled is filled with rye and coke.
4. Your hangover cure is a handful of advil and a swig from your buddies jerry can.
5. The smell of two-stroke engines, diesel fumes and whiskey acts as an aphrodisiac.
6. On off days you go skiing in your carhartts and a coonskin hat, with a cigarette dangling from your lips. You do 3 runs then spend the rest of the day in the lounge complain about the freeride kids and pestering the female lounge staff.
7. You think building a new world class ski resort in Revelstoke is just a waste of good snowmobile terrain.
8. Your wardrobe consists of three indispensable clothing items: Fox racing shirts, Fox racing shirts, and Fox racing shirts.
9. Your monthly gas bill exceeds Air Canada's.
10. You've never heard of global warming but if you had, you wouldn't buy it anyway. Those damn fools who worry about the enviroment are almose as bad as the granola-eating hippies who ski the backcountry and get in the way. Eat my smoke wussy!!
1. Your idea of a honeymoon is a trip to Valemount, McBride and revelstoke and the honeymoon suite is your new trailer.
2. You atach your avalance beacon to your sled because you're more worried about losing it than your own safety.
3. The little jerry can on the back of your sled is filled with rye and coke.
4. Your hangover cure is a handful of advil and a swig from your buddies jerry can.
5. The smell of two-stroke engines, diesel fumes and whiskey acts as an aphrodisiac.
6. On off days you go skiing in your carhartts and a coonskin hat, with a cigarette dangling from your lips. You do 3 runs then spend the rest of the day in the lounge complain about the freeride kids and pestering the female lounge staff.
7. You think building a new world class ski resort in Revelstoke is just a waste of good snowmobile terrain.
8. Your wardrobe consists of three indispensable clothing items: Fox racing shirts, Fox racing shirts, and Fox racing shirts.
9. Your monthly gas bill exceeds Air Canada's.
10. You've never heard of global warming but if you had, you wouldn't buy it anyway. Those damn fools who worry about the enviroment are almose as bad as the granola-eating hippies who ski the backcountry and get in the way. Eat my smoke wussy!!
