House colapses bridge

[Ministik Man]

Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer...


Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?




Question # 2??:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???





and... Question #3??:
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???
Y' ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!

 

[rknight111]

I'd like to see the clean up photo's too.

 

[polarice]

that happened just east of calgary a few years back

 

[scotts]

"Well Hun I guess we have awsome view of the river, unhook her boys"

 

[raceu4it]

that my friends, we call in the real estate business "a sweet deal with running water and fishing a cast away".

 

[OVERKILL 19]

Gut the house, a door on each end...problem solved!

 

[polarice]

that my friends, we call in the real estate business "a sweet deal with running water and fishing a cast away".

its now a covered bridge

 

[PINKalicious]

holy crap! that is crazy!

 

[maxwell]

unreaaal. seen alot of these house moves. kind of sketchy.

so many things could have been done here in a matter of minutes to prevent this.

o well could be my next fix it job!

 

[Richadge]

Look-out!!

That first step is a b!tch.

 

[Work2Ride]

Location, Location, Location

 

[PowMower]

What does it weigh? I'm going to take a guess 100 tons?

 

[shoppingcart111]

Whats to complain about? Its technically not on land so the property taxes should be low, you can fish right out the bedroom window, dont need to pay for water just hang a bucket out the front door and collect all you need or fallout the front door and your in the best jacuzzy ever, just a littel cold in the winter. Getting into the garage would suck though, and all the people that drive up to the side of your house and honk for no reason, just because they cant get through (but some people are just ignorant anyways, lol).

I know I cant spell:d

 

[Barton]

Ha ha ha...whoops!

 

[Shredder]

If they would have hit the bridge with more speed they might have had a chance.:d

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Good reason to build a new bridge, I am thinking the LIEberal party was involved.

 

[BC Sno-Ghost]

If the Liberals are involved the owner's taxes just went up because he now has waterfront property:d

 

[teeroy]

What does it weigh? I'm going to take a guess 100 tons?

no way, not even close. looks like a 16 wheel setup under there, and it is in the summer which means no more than 32,000 kilograms (70,546lbs) can be legally hauled on a wheeler in the summer period. 35 tons max.....