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Bogger
Bogger of the GBCA
This is an artists conception of the suspect, apparently the victim was unable to get a good look at his accomplice…a sketchy looking culvert.
Sometime around 2:30 pm on Sunday January 25, 2009 a suspect similar to the above photo wilfully and purposely threw itself under Veronica’s sled being ridden at the time by her (possibly late) husband Byron.
Shock and Trailing Arm Damage The utter cruelty
Initially considered an accident the investigation has taken a turn after interviews with friends and witnesses confirmed investigators suspicions gained from interviewing the victim.
This was obviously a well thought out crime made out to look like an accident, when investigators spoke with close friend to the victim Dallas he stated “Byron does not possess the wit nor the cunning to orchestrate such a calculated heinous crime”
Terry further confirmed investigators suspicions by stating “ There is no way Byron could have NOT seen that rock & culvert @ 40 km/h had they been there, no one could be that blind, I saw it from the road 200ft away but managed to avoid contact.
Investigators have now concluded that obviously both the rock and the culvert in unison threw themselves under the sled of an unsuspecting Byron causing him to be thrown from the sled and severing the front right shock as well as bending the trailing arm of the sleds suspension.
Authorities suspect the rock and culvert are part of an organized crime ring, only one week ago a fence post believed to also be a member of the ring threw itself in front of an unsuspecting Veronica while she was riding Byron’s sled causing significant damage to it as well.
damages from last weekends unprovoked attack
Authorities are asking for the publics help in locating these suspects, if seen please do not approach, especially on a sled, note the location and contact your local RCMP.
If these suspects are witty and cunning enough to victimize Byron and Veronica none of us are safe from their terror.
Investigators suspect that the rocks get together quite often to plan such events while the culverts tend to keep to themselves often hiding under the snow awaiting their next victim. Fence posts are often crooked and would gravitate to such an unruly crowd.For the sake of little Jerry lets band together and rid society of these nuisance criminals.
HEHEHE sorry guys had too.....Suppose I could've mentioned my lack of a windshield.....but this is MY story......lol
He was hanging out right beside his parnter in crime... the CULVERT. I think these buggers multiplied this weekend. 
