Baked Cookies last Night......

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Thought I would share the recipe

Crown Royal Cookies


*Rum also works great for this recipe!


Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Crown Royal

Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar ... Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup .. just in case.

Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor ... Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

Sample the Crown Royal to check tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something .... who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Crown Royal.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts

Add one table.

Add a spoon of air, or somefink .... whatever you can find

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas! :d:beer::beer::beer::beer::d
 

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That is frigging funny! And, while your cooking seems suspect, I don't think you can ever go wrong with Crown, so bottoms up!!
 

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Yeah the wife does not complane about cooking, cause even if I'm not drinking and try cooking, Not only does the food suck, chit gets broken
 

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The recipe is not far off.
The group we quad with our wives and girlfriends get together at one house.
Do xmas baking. 5 dozen of favorite recipe done each

Every year the men have to pick them up and drive them home.:beer::beer::p

It is hilarious but baking is good:d
 

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The recipe is not far off.
The group we quad with our wives and girlfriends get together at one house.
Do xmas baking. 5 dozen of favorite recipe done each

Every year the men have to pick them up and drive them home.:beer::beer::p

It is hilarious but baking is good:d

Oh, now that is the way it should be done... and will be in the future. I always struggle with the whole Martha Stewart role, but I could get into it if it involved liquor, quads and designated drivers. Thanks for the idea ;)
 
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