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Cursing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON:party2::birthday2::party2:

congrats on your baby boy.

** **A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words...

GRANDMA IN COURT (This is great!!!)] Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked...

You are very welcome Sledderglen I am glad you liked them.

your the one that said little not me:rollinglaugh::wasntme::rolling:

bigdog was that aimed at me, you know with me being blonde and all. lol

Ok Cookies are 90% made and sorry didn't make any sugar cookies. I am trying out a new ginger snap recipe from a friend that I like, hope mine are as good as hers just waiting to bake them.

GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008. *New Rule:* No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people...

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well...

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.) The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the...

The Moral of the Story... A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg...

Yes that is me. I am coming along fine. slow but am now back to riding just the well trained horses not to do any training yet. I am not to quad or any thing like that but had to go out and rip around the yard here the other day when the wearther was so nice. But no hills or fancy stuff just...

Well I have book that night so I should be there.

The Nitty Gritty Dictionary... ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are...

well you know the saying FORD found on road dead. Good thing you drive a dodge, hay

Ten Signs You Had Too Much Fun Last Night... 1. You'd rather have a pencil driven through your retina than be exposed to sunlight. 2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still. 3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as...

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE. HERE IS HOPING 2008 IS A GREAT YEAR :party2::party2:

Below is a pet story that is a bit long but worth reading. ENJOY! To all who love animals... Great story!!! Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you...