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  1. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    Bubba becomes a Catholic.... Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison...
  2. albertagal500

    Happy Birthday Powdergirl

    Hope you had a good one and are recovering as I type.
  3. albertagal500

    Bad bad bad day

    I am waiting for the call to find out the day. I am hopping that it will be in late Nov, early Dec. I will be in the hospital for 2-4 days and then 6 weeks with no movement in the right arm so that it sets. So will most likly be off work for 4-6 weeks. Hopping to be back quadding next summer but...
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    Bad bad bad day

    Didn't have surgery last time. we when with hopping for the best, I didn't want to go that route if I didn't have to.
  5. albertagal500

    Bad bad bad day

    This was one of worst days since I rolled my quad and broke both my collarbones. I had my year check up with the Dr. today and I have to have surgery on my right collorbone. it is not healing and is moving so I get to go through it all over again but this time I get the extra fun of having my...
  6. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    A Straight Shooter... A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the manslug one down, then the next, then the...
  7. albertagal500

    Inheritance and Divorce

    I have to say that I am a memeber on many fourms and 99% of the time I see questions like this form women after they find out that he has another in the wings. And being one of those women I have to say that it is better to be ready for anything becuase you never know what the further will...
  8. albertagal500

    MM '09 event prizes. Do you have somthing to donate?

    Hey all, I am collecting and organizing the prizes for MM'09. if you have something to donate please let me know by PM. There will be awards, door prizes, and a few raffles like last year. If you have a prize that you want to donate for a specific prize let me know and I will try and make it...
  9. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3...
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    Mm tee shirts only

    I will take 1m and 1L. thanks
  11. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    "I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street." - Virginia Woolf
  12. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    The Five Stages of Drinking... LEVEL 1: It's 11:00 on a weeknight, you've had a few beers. You get up to leave because you have work the next day and one of your friends buys another round. One of your UNEMPLOYED friends. Here at level one you think to yourself, "Oh come on, this is silly, why...
  13. albertagal500

    For the Sake of All Sledders and Quadders.

    helmet, chest protector (might not have broke both collarbones if i was wearing one), quading boots, pants and jersey and my gloves. That is just when i am on my quad. And it is not a dumb question if it helps save a life.
  14. albertagal500

    What did you do this weekend?

    So I spent the weekend at home and worked on a few things. Tiled the fount entrance way, worked on the plumbing for the clawfoot tub in the main bathroom so that I can start tiling the floor in there and put in the shower. So what did everyone do this weekend?
  15. albertagal500

    i won provincials!

    congrats, I enjoy shotting clay, been awail since I have I just might have to get back at it.
  16. albertagal500

    Anyone that knows anything about newer cars I need help.

    I think i am going to have to take it in. The light comes on when i unlock the doors but does not flash like the passanger side. So i think it is just a little more then i want to tackle. Thanks for all the help.
  17. albertagal500

    Anyone that knows anything about newer cars I need help.

    Sorry it is just the frount one that is not working.
  18. albertagal500

    Anyone that knows anything about newer cars I need help.

    OK I now have the tail lights working. But the tuning light still doesn't work, new blubs and I even tried the one form the other side. Any ideas? I have checked the fuses and they are fine.
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