Two ladies talking in heaven.............cute!
...1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
...2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
....1st woman: I froze to death.
...2nd woman: How horrible!
...1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and...
Welcome to the site!!!:clap2:
Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
Sounds like you're learning the good and the bad of riding in the mountains. But it's all good, and still nothing like it!
Welcome to the site!!!:ThumbsupMsn:
Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
I have a 2005 Honda 500 Foreman, that is a great machine, that loves the mud.
Welcome to the site Mariano!!!:clap2:
Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
Nice machine.
Post some pics of your riding areas after you get the machine a little dirty.:camera:
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Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
If you post your info. in the sledding section, guaranteed you will get any answers you may need for what you are working on, but this is the wrong forum for asking sledding questions.
:skidoo::skidoo::skidoo:
Welcome to the site!!!:clap2:
Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
Try Sandy Beach, West of Edmonton, go North of Town for dry riding or on the East end of the lake for wet muddy riding.
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Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
Post in the ATV Section, When and where you are going and I'm sure people will hook up to go for a ride.
The defective parrot
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Welcome to the site!!!:ThumbsupMsn:
Put your feet up and stay awhile:av-31:
The old Big Red...Great memories and great machine...made well, and alot of them are still going strong.:headbanger: