Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a...
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Great riding around that area of PG:woohoo1:
Alot of us have came into the light, over from the dark side:gathering:
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Wait until you try it at 10 000 feet in 10 feet of snow with a fresh couple feet of powder....Then you'll love it even more!!! :alarm: :mountainClimb: :alarm:
Catholic Golf
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and
enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He
missed the ball entirely and said "Chit, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next...
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Doesn't take long to find riding partners on here...EVER:cheering::gathering::cheering:
It's Okay, He's One of Us
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada.."...
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If you want to find people to ride with, go on the ATV section and post a day when you are going, and where you are going and garanteed people will post you back.
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Space may be a factor, since I've seen a few waterbuffalo at the watering hole, that may just want to graze with you after.:surrender::PDT_daz::lol2:
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I guess that's one way to learn about what you are riding. Ask the questions on here, and people are more than willing to help.