Adult store
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'
Customer says , 'Female.'
Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?
Customer says , 'White.'
Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says , 'What the heck does...
Apartment for Rent
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT...
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You want some advice.....LEARN HOW TO RIDE THE MACHINE, NOT IT RIDING YOU, BEFORE YOU GO TO THE MOUNTAINS AND PUT YOURSELF IN AN AWKWARD OR DANGEROUS SITUATION.:twocents:
There's a huge difference with Dirt Bikes, Quads and...
THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed...
Senior Church Moment
A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher...
Vet hint
You don't have to be a dog lover to think this is cute:
A dog lover, whose dog was a b!tch and 'in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog and house while they were away on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was...
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A must is more vents and to get rid of all the foam under the hood, all that does is keeps the heat in. I don't know much about Artic Cats, but I know it's a must for Skidoos.
Go to the Skidoo Performance section, and...
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I am very familiar with the trees jumping out in front of me also.:yikes::dunno::tree1:
Interesting piece of history.
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine .
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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Go on the ATV Section and I'm sure someone will be able to help you there, since I don't know the area