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beer: lots?! wine: one glass every 6 months!

burn it down, collect insurance, get new cars and toys and build a 40x40!! why has no else suggested this awesome solution?! you guys are dropping the ball!!

for the short bussers!

thats not Richard Pettys car, thats the KINGS car!! and he races for Dinoco! dont you guys know anything?!?!?!!?

the tree is still green!lol

do or do not, there is no try. or sumthin like that!!!lol

i call my wife Clarice. like on the phone i will call and say "hello Clarice" like silence of the lambs, have done it for 8 years!! she calls me McSteamy but that is for obvious reasons!!!!

ase in the park!!!

headin north hwy 21 and camrose corner loaded, some moron doesnt know what a yield sign is, i am doing the speed limit (gotta green light whoo!) 80km no one is oncoming so i go around them! oh i forgot to mention i opened up the ball valve to my train horns, split back to direct, up shifted AND...

digital underground, humpty dance! heres your chance do the hump! do the humpty hump....!

dunno if i can handle anymore "holy water" tonight!!

i dont remember what the show was but it said " oh dark mother, once again i suckle at your smoky teet"! my dad who never smoked, always laughed and then shook his head when i said that! oh and always threw in a "dumbass!!"

your third! must be lucky too!!

october/2004 . went to romaine the hypnotist. didnt think it would work, was late because we stopped for smokes!! after the event threw my pack minus one out of the truck and never had even a drag off one! was kind of a euphoric experience after, never felt like that before! the guy i went with...

yesssss! first on page lucky thirteen!!

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BUNGHOLE!!!!! i need more tp for my bunghole!!!ieieieieieieieieeee hehehehe yayaya!! lol!! stupid is always funny!!

piss jug?! sorry i couldnt resist! btw no polaris jug either!

i worked in a lube bay years back and phoned the dot and the scales more than a few times! simple question: what if? fill in your own variables: wife,mother,father,sister,best friend,kids etc.....oncoming or following.... head on, truck spins out and gets thrown back into your lane? what if you...