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How to Find your inner peace......... I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I...

A married couple had been outshopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wiferealized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat iratespouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell areyou?" Husband: "Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you...

Unfortunatly you do not know how true this is. Some courses are done by people that have never done what they are teaching. off road courses are required more and more now for anyone using quads or snowmobiles on their job. There was some university students killed a year or so ago on quads at...

Two medical students were walking along thestreet when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He wasstiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has PeltrySyndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I...

Ocean View! A group of 15-year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jannie Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and...

The Aussie Handyman Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce!", she yelled. Bruce...

NEVER LEAVE YOUR NUTS ALONE...... A doctor at an insane asylum Decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, He coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor...

BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS! A Thunder Bay man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass...

Ford has announced plans to acquire French automaker Renault and engineering teams have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be...

idling and easy riding???? I know nobody that can ride up a trail in the mountains and can hold it to the bar all the way. Normal riding makes you work the throttle. Idling will just load up the case and foul plugs on a 2 stroke. We rebuild our drag engines, throw extra oil when we rebuild them...

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're...

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met the U.S. President. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America." The President said, "Well...

N ew information on shampoos:I have just discovered this important information below. Please share with all your friends. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!! It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier...

Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the...

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that...

I Did Not Know This When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice it can give you heart problems. When you drink Gin over ice it can give you brain problems...

Yes it is the lower rad hose and it is an expensive hose, ford changed mine this summer on a 09 350 but I do not remember it being $400, I think it was less. I think you need a special tool to change it, but I am not sure.

Mother's - Driver's License - A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a...

yes, all parking lot incidents are 50/50 and each have to fix their own