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> BEST SCOTSMAN PICK UP LINE EVER... > > > A Scotsman walks into a pub and takes a seat next toa very attractive woman. > > He gives her a quick glance then casually looks athis watch for a moment. > The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your daterunning late?' > >...

Re: Why does my little 2006 M7 Arctic Cat 162" STOMP the 2008 SkiDoo XP 800 154" Is this the son of LHF? raised looking at mama sitting on the HOTEST rainbow wedgie known to mankind??

Isn't this kinda like "Groundhog day"

Woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where mywife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I saw one of my socks inthe frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her. Shesaid "I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed...

If Iran attacked Turkey from behind, would Greece help?

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty allday long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he justcouldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuringvoice in his head that said: Dave, don't...

Absolutely amazing Click on the link below....... I was shocked to find my location on Earth so EASILY!! It's was almost unbelievable. I was surprised to learn that such technology exists. It uses your IP address and finds the exact location of any internet user in seconds. It uses a...

A little boy in Newfoundland , wanted $100.00 for something very special. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God , Canada , they decided to send it to the Prime Minister...

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, abeautiful nurse comes into his room, takes his vitals, then tells him to takeoff all of his clothes. When he is fully undressed,she instructs him to lie down on a table. The man obeys. The nurse then removesall of her...

Valentine's Day CardsThese rejected Valentine's Day cardssomehow never made it to store shelves, I wonder why? I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. I...

Corbin is having it's vintage snowmobile poker rally on Saturday and the regular poker rally on Sunday. It will be a busy area if you are not going for the poker rally's

It was a hot evening in the summer of 1957 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"...

There was a man who lostone of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had lovedto play Golf . One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator andwent to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this...

The Back Pew A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the Congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a Rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation...

Don’t let this happen to you… My boss phoned me today, he said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" Speed it up a little, I'm in the...

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It would be nice to have another baby". You never hear a guy say " It would be nice tohave another kick in...

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775', he said. 'Very good!' Who said...

Pop-ups are the side effects of Viagra.

>A guy took a blonde out on a date one night. Eventually they ended up >parked at 'lovers point' where they started making out. After things >started to progress, the guy thought he might get lucky. After a few more >minutes of fooling around, he asked his date, "Do you want to get into the...

The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those pills that "help" get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills ! I’m still looking for a place to live…