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I just tooka leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 83! I'm sooooohappy, because I live at number 77.....so it's not far to walk home afterwards!

A woman washaving a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was inbed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pullinto the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. Myhusband's home...

Afrustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up herdead sex-life. Sheputs them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite herhusband. Atstrategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husbandfinally asks, "Areyou wearing...

Now-a-days you have to be more explicit. Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning "Windows frozen" ........... Husband texts back, "pour some luke warm water over it"...................... Wife texts back "computer completely fugged now"

LPGA .... Liquor Pigs Golfing Adventure.....That would be us on a golf course ...LOL Sorry, watching golf is like watching lawn grow for me....... Now lets talk Indy 500

CRISCO.............. A little old guy is walking around in a supermarketcalling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, theCrisco is in aisle 3.' The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cookingstuff. I'm calling my wife. She's in here...

Ole & Lena lived by lake in Nordern Minnesota . It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some smokes. She asked him for some money...

An Arabenters a taxi in New York... Once heis seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hearmusic as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was nomusic, especially Western music which is music of the infidel's and certainly...

My condolances to the family and friends of Steve. I fail to understand the importance of questioning and trying to get the exact location of this unfortunate event. We all know it was in the Corbin area. More information will come out as time passes by. At this time I believe we should accept...

I believe it was on the pipeline

try not to start with the worst first. Eliminate the obvious and easiest first then check the major stuff. At least that is how I would do it

How do you know you lined them up right, maybe the secondary is offset a little this will cause heat. Cleaning the clutches is your first step. Make sure you do not remove any of the shims from behind the secondary

yes, Corbin was the worst. We tried to go full throttle to skip across the tops, sometimes when you looked down between the humps you could see a sled or two parked in them. many suspensions gave up along that main trail.

Like everyone else says..... I use acitone and purple scrubbing pads you buy ay Greggs, But this only does the faces of the primary and the top of the secondary. I pulled my clutches of and took them apart regularly after lots of rides. There is something wrong, but can not be diagnosed very...

I do not think it is an XP if it is a 2002. does not sound like belt issue. Engine is moving under load or is not lined up properly, mounts loose or puck worn out or gone. Other thing to check is bearing on jackshaft behind secondary clutch. If not, start checking aluminium parts under and...

A&E out of Brooks treats me very good, our family has bought over 12 new sleds from them so far.

What is the problem with this? do you want the grader or snowplow to slip into the ditch? .....LOL

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,"You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out,"You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged withbeating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the...

A woman went to a pet shop andimmediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why solittle?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in ahouse of...

They just suck the last of the brains out of the real dumb sledders and send them off to the nearest polaris dealer where they can live happily ever after in their own little world