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A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says"I feel terrible".. The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3days". The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it wasamazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This...

Gotta watch offers that "sounds too good to be true....." EBAY Scam Be careful what you purchase on eBay ~ Spent $50 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent me a magnifying glass. Instructions said 'CAUTION..don't use in the sunlight.'

You, who worry aboutConservatives versus liberals -- relax, here is our real problem. In a Toronto University classroom, they were discussing thequalifications to be the Prime Minister of Canada. It was pretty simple: the candidate must be a natural born citizenof at least 35 years of age...

The wife left a noteon the fridge "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother" I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold ....What the heck is she talking about?

Ah, the wisdom of old age … Sex With Older Men When George Burns...

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night whenI asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPod.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...

Too Much Nerve!!! My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" So I...

we do it all the time, spend two weeks at christmass every year right in the mountains and sled from our camper door. it can be a challenge, but also can be a great time. We used to do it in a 5th wheel, but now use a motor home. The 5th wheel was a lot warmer.

A husbandtook his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was aguy on the dance floor giving it stick - breakdancing, moon walking, backflips, the works. The wifeturns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed tome and I turned him down." Her husbandsays...

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well...

ttt Son decided to fly so someone is still needed to deliver boat since we did not help

I always thought oneyewilly and the LHF were one and the same, now we just have to wait for Joey to join in!

Please pm me your number if you would like it back here by the end of July. Son is going out there with his truck next weekend and will be back in Cochrane/Water Valley area the following monday. I will get him to call you and see if he can help out.

Re: 300KM on a streetbike on the victoria highway. Absolutely insane driver Let me guess, This is also the fault of the highway and the government.

> The LoveDress > > A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. > She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. > > She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totallynaked. > Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room...

The wit of the Scots A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbucks cafe discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we Greeks built the Parthenon" and arched his eyebrows. The Scotsman replies, "Well ... it was the Scots that discovered the...

'Five Horses' Is HerName. This is mythical and deep. Truly beautiful... A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old...

Life islike a penis - simple,relaxed and hanging free . . ... ....it's women who make it hard !!

Check out this website for the most useless avalanche gear sold that I have seen. They call it the 'SNOW BE" nobody I ride with will be allowed to use one of these. Unofficial Networks - Ski and Snowboard Website