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As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win. forever.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity........ twice

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Id drive that thing or the Stage 3 Roush F150, the 500RC Roush F150, or the Shelby Super Snake F150, or the F150 SVT Raptor or all of them

look in any public riding area that I have ridden in nobody had a problem with how loud my pipe was. unless I was riding at night which only happened once

well then I will find somewhere else to ride

I couldnt tell you about the fuel mileage the way I drive. according to the guy who owned it before us it was getting 20-22 highway at 120km/h. but my dad raced a nissan 240sx in camrose with it and smoked it. and it does have quite a bit more jam than my buddies 99.

5.3l is good. I have a 03 silverado with the 5.3l and its at 229,000km with the only problem so far being the catalytic converters which will be coming off anyways when I get dual exhaust. my friend has a 99 silverado with 290,000km on it and the only thing that went wrong with that was the fuel...

Oh it wouldnt be a drag quad itd just be a really fast mx quad. Im not a fan of the banshee or yamaha. definitely wanna build a drag quad with the a turbo zx14 motor or a turbo hayabusa motor in it though :d not sure what frame i would use though

well its a sweet quad. Ive always wanted a 250R and when I get my hands on one im planning on putting the saber racing 500 kit on it and all the other goodies too and will probly do my 440ex around the same time and put the fst 500 stroker kit on it. kinda want an R like this one but maybe a bit...

so your R probly handles them 450s pretty easy eh?

is that a ktm 450 or 525?