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The Suave Verbal Mentor My young friend had asked me to help him with buying his first dirtbike. With zero mechanical knowhow, he obviously could tell I had a special relationship with all mechanical things by the hard to spell, big complicated long winded words I crafted my Krafty...

I hear that! I think Bogger was on #10 by the time I showed! LOL! If I had anything near that I'd probably dieeeeee a horrible death for at least 3 days. Then I'd resurrect again and it would be like nothing happened. Lol.

I think people were losing wiener's somewhere...I heard closer to Onaway though, at a BBQ.

Well, I just couldn't tell a Dirty Wayne story because I'm not qualified to be that...dirty. I couldn't do it justice. It's an experience to behold, not just words on a page. It's just a 2.23 minute(for most people) story ABOUT a guy. :eyebrows:A Dirty guy. Lol.

Um, ya it is my handy 1st aid kit, but IF you look closer, thats the back of my truck and it's further up in the box. I did need it when I slid down the "Dogleg" at Mountain Park on my chest after a 1st unsuccessful attempt on my trusty and well lubed KTM dirtbike. Unfortunately that day I was...

Ya, me too...cough cough

Ummm,...your looking for strippers on a sled sight? Your only going to get dudes bud! Lol. Thats new. Huh...

Thems fyten werds! (Actually I didn't want to take too many cause I didn't want to get pounded to dust and burried...just met em y'kno)

This happened to my grandfather many many decades ago. Landed on a northern island in the snow and things went wrong. Had to wait till summer to get it out. This plane is still flying today.

Hey guys, a trick I've used for many moons to get a new helmet to fit If their actually hurting your head is get the foam part thats bugging you wet, then compress just enough to fit your face better and let it dry. Works best with those annoying cheek pads. I take them out, wet them, put...

I don't know about you guys, but I haven't even started my sled in weeks because of the warm weather that led to an icy covering of...everything! I'm starting to look at round things now(tires) on 2 wheeled units and am having crazy ideeers about getting a low snow multi purpose beater sled to...

I sure don't. It's a real question though. Tastes soooo good when your camping. Just the smell of it cooking, wafting over makes even the most hardened Sapien drool

Nice sled

Nah, nah Cuso! Honestly, Don't worry about Cuso, he's a good friend of mine for a long long time now, he's just German....Oooooh! poke, poke, poke :boink: Dirty Wayne is just a guy. He's just a guy of circumstance making a living. I respect that just as Flanders does. Long live DirtyWayne...

Oh crap, I keep forgetting where I'm posting this. I'll try to keep the "BOOM!" and "Splat!" and "POW!!" like the old Batman series, with the odd pic of shiny stuff in them just to keep Cuso awake.

Ha ha ha, I think everyone has met their own Dirty Wayne!

My eyes were watering from the rancid odour, my ears felt like they were bleeding. I cringed at every word spoken form the grungy yellow and black toothed, oily skin and greasy smiling infamous Dirty Wayne. A beast of a man so foul and full of tales only the lowest of the low, bottom of the...

Meyesss...indeed...

This is how I remember it:

This is what I KNOW happened