Im a blonde and even I think these are really funny!! Sorry Other blondes...no offense intended
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday...
thanks... I agree..
They are such a unique breed and I don't know if I would choose any other...
I love all dogs don't get me wrong but heelers seem to be a favorite for me! :)
This boy (Mitch) and I have been together for 3 years now and we just bought our first house together!! I love having him around and in my life. Everyday is a new day!:rolleyes::d
Oh No...This one isn't as PG but I'll do my best
The doctor told a man that diddling yourself before
> doing it, often helped men last longer during the act.
> The man decided, "What the heck, I'll
> try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about
> where to do it.
> He couldn't do it...
The Other Stall ...
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other bathroom stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'
And the other...
I got a really funny email today and thought I would do a joke of the day thread.....see how it goes?!?! Post away!!
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great time *playing in the sheets* she spent the next
hour just rubbing his testes ...
Something she just loved...
None yet....just started being more chatty on here....
Actually.. I did meet two people in the cabin on Lucille last year....Forget names though.. :(
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.Oh and I already knew lady dirt...
Loooong time ago like atleast 6 years I think?!?!
As long as you have something to ride we are willing... 4 stroke or 2, quad or bike it will be a blast!:beer:
Glad to hear something potentially fatal turned out on the brighter side.
There seems to be a lot of incidents coming up in the last little while...
Be careful everyone, mother nature is unpredictable!!;)
There is a place in edmonton called wheel works... I have heard they are somewhat pricey but do good work...I have never had anything taken there but you can always call and check them out...I posted the info below...Goodluck!:beer:
Wheel Works
5405 76 Ave Nw
Edmonton AB, T6B 0A7
Phone #...