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Thanks to all....i think we should have a good time SIN CITY here i cum

We are flying out of edmonton today at 5pm and coming home on monday landing at midnight, then the nice drive back to the mac to get to work on monday.

I'm heading to Vegas this weekend for the first time any suggestions of what to take in....other than gambling as I'll be doing that also.

You bet i was there with Dobir...how can you forget a great butt like mine...:eek::eek:

You have but i'm an easy guy to forget..:d:d

Too bad i'm out of town otherwise i would pop over and say hello...you guys should be able to get some sales up here i would think. Scuba

Condolences to family and friends of all the victims.

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one...

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris used to beat the chit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the $%#k Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.