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dragonlady

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  • dragonlady
    Sorry peeps that I havent been on much, It cause I have no internet access where I live for work. I sure miss and love you all. Hope everyone had a wonderful quad season and have a safe sledding year comming .
    dragonlady
    THE 5 ANSWERS WE ADULTSS HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!

    Q: WHAT IS A AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    a: It's the same as a French kiss, but "downunder"

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    a: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear!.

    Q; WHY ARE A HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN/
    a: Because they come, they're wild n wet, and when they leave they take your house n car.

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    Nominated as the worlds best short joke.

    A 3 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
    "mom, " he asked, "Are these my brains?"
    "not yeet !", she replied!!!!!!!!!

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    lol
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    dragonlady
    Hello peepers!!.... Geeze I've been a sad excuse for a moderator these days huh......Sometimes life just gets in the way n computer is in space:). Been on the fence of moving to Vancouver from Deadmonton.lol working on my rental suites n working, n fighting n being cranky. :( normal shyte). Any who hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and keep logged in to Snow n Mud. com. .......the best website around:).

    cheers
    dragonlady
    LADY'S YEARLY EXAM

    Went to the doctor for my yearly physicial.

    The nurse starts with certain basics.

    How much do you weigh?, she asks. 135, I say.
    The nurse puts me on the scale turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asks, Your height?, 5'4" I say,
    The nurse checks to see and Im only 5'2".

    Then she takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
    " OF COURSE ITS HIGH!!" , I screamed, when I came in here I was tall and slender!!, Now Im short and fat!!,

    She put me on prozac.


    what a bitch........
    dragonlady
    K. Heres a joke from my friends in Alaska.What you call a canadian lesbian?.............A klondike.

    So I told them one back from Canada,lol ...What does USA stand for, U suck azz. lol Now were even lol
    dragonlady
    TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX......

    10. Your guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
    9. If you get tired you can wait ten mins and go again.
    8. The uglier you look the easiest it is to get some.
    7. You dont have to compliment the person who gives you some.
    6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes your someone else.
    5. Twenty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
    4. If you dont like what you get you can always go next door.
    3. Doesnt matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    2. Less guilt the morning after.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX...............

    1. You can do the whole neighbourhood.
    dragonlady
    Hi everybody, been busy working it seems the summer is flying byyyyyy. Make it worse my quads keep breakin down. boo hoo. Anyways hope you all are having a GREAT summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talk to ya soon. KLoveYA!!!!!!!!
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