My Tequila Christmas cake recipe

[kenvb]

[FONT=Times New Roman]Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year![/FONT] 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat. Cherry Mristmas [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]

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[munhoez]

Lmfao!!!!! good recipe.

 

[eclipse1966]

can we substitute with Crown Royal???

 

[munhoez]

i had to reread again, too fawkin funny.

 

[kenvb]

no substituting rye..

 

[brutematt750]

That sounds like a good cake !!!


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[High Velocity]

I'll definitely try to make that ! It sounds great !!


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[overkill131313]

might be able to substitude Tequila with "Pink Cool-Aid" but I think she will be a little weak! lol

Lmfao!!!!! good recipe.

 

[kenvb]

now this isnt for the Saint from Whitecourt, he cant handle his CAKE.,........lol ya ya KMA ken I know Ron,,,,,,,lol

 

[rsaint]

now this isnt for the Saint from Whitecourt, he cant handle his CAKE.,........lol ya ya KMA ken I know Ron,,,,,,,lol[/QUOT

Substitution in order up early got to go and plug hoe in to start dont want my generator to disappear.

 

[kenvb]

we lost the trailblazers yamaha 3000 monday night, we had the groomer plugged in to it at the Staging area, cable cut and its gone?

 

[kenvb]

Ron.. did ya trade those Doos in for Pols this fall ?

 

[kenvb]

its that time o year again gang...